You do realize that you wrote three flopsies that could all believably end up in porn, right???
I DON'T CARE I LOVE THEM!!!!!
1) Forest ranger: I love this. The uniform, the great outdoors, Homeless Lita and her ranger savior...adorable, smooth, flowing, and can end with her riding him wearing his ranger hat.
2) A MILLION LOLS!!!!!!! AW YEAH I own a strip club, let's see some bitches...OW8 NM D: I love the WASP-y as hell name you gave Kunz, I love Jesse as the horny bartender, I love Goldenrod the Male Stripper...and the music!!! That song holds a special place in my heart <3
3) Yes um, HAW! Nick, you're probably going to get paid and laid more as a male stripper than as a FedEx guy, so roll with it, homey! I demand that this have a sequel, possibly from Mako's POV. What happens when the real stripper shows up? IS Goldenrod the real stripper? How did Nick do? Did he wear clean underwear? What was in the package??? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!!!
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Date: 2010-12-07 03:48 am (UTC)I DON'T CARE I LOVE THEM!!!!!
1) Forest ranger: I love this. The uniform, the great outdoors, Homeless Lita and her ranger savior...adorable, smooth, flowing, and can end with her riding him wearing his ranger hat.
2) A MILLION LOLS!!!!!!! AW YEAH I own a strip club, let's see some bitches...OW8 NM D: I love the WASP-y as hell name you gave Kunz, I love Jesse as the horny bartender, I love Goldenrod the Male Stripper...and the music!!! That song holds a special place in my heart <3
3) Yes um, HAW! Nick, you're probably going to get paid and laid more as a male stripper than as a FedEx guy, so roll with it, homey! I demand that this have a sequel, possibly from Mako's POV. What happens when the real stripper shows up? IS Goldenrod the real stripper? How did Nick do? Did he wear clean underwear? What was in the package??? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!!!
I love you Satine.