Dear, Oldest.

Of course I'll be yer brother, I have plenty of experience. And from what I understand yer an excellent cook!

But now fer problem with yer real brother; I would say ye should switch his gooey shite with Nair, then he'll learn that he should just go natural. It'll take some time before ye can ruffle it again, but it'll be worth it in the end. Also it might make him think twice about being a preening fop like Jackson.

All my best, Lachlan.