Advice column meme ganked from Lytton and V

[antivanruffles]

Ask any character I've written for advice, and he or she will provide it, advice columnist style. Fictional characters' problems are welcome too.

(And for real go to their LJ's and read their responses, I am dying!!)

Comments

[satine86.livejournal.com]

Dear Lovesick,

I know exactly how ye feel!! You meet a beautiful girl on the moors and she's just the most perfect thing but ye can't have her or if ye are lucky enough to get her, she won't have ye. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON FOREIGN MEN!

The answer is quite clear though, ye must get a large knife and threaten this man. Make sure he knows what's what and send him packing back to his homeland. As fer yer lass, just be patient. I know it's hard, but it's the best thing for lasses like yers.

Trust me it'll be fair worth it in the end, lad.

Best of luck,
Sachairi