Advice column meme ganked from Lytton and V

Ask any character I've written for advice, and he or she will provide it, advice columnist style. Fictional characters' problems are welcome too.

(And for real go to their LJ's and read their responses, I am dying!!)

More Meme-y fun!

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.


Please be gentle and know that I'm only doing this in hopes others will steal it be amused. :D