So I found this article, right?

Called "Moon Tiara Magic and the Mockingjay."

WHICH IS TOTALLY UP MY ALLEY because Sailor Moon AND The Hunger Games. Yes. Good.

Then I read the article and things went horribly, horribly wrong and I felt a bit like this:





In the end I decided I just wanted to give this person an ugly, mishapen cake that says, "congrats on missing the entire point. Of everything."