HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLIE!!!!!!

[antivanruffles]

I'm sorta late, I know, but it's still technically your birthday here... so yeah. :P

I hope you had a wonderful, amazing day! You deserve nothing less because you are 250 kinds of awesome!!! This is slightly rushed, but I've had some computer problems that delayed me, and I wanted to get this out as near to your birthday as I could.

First though, my soundtrack for the fic: Slow - Kylie Minogue and Crystalised - The XX
And picture inspirations (Neither are work safe): Moment and Dangerous Game

Now I present you with.... R/J smut. Smuff?

Jamie knew he was a dead man, that much was sure, it was just down to a matter of how.

So many options, so little time; he could  be fried, flayed, beaten, beheaded, gutted, or roasted alive on a spit.
Rei was a very smart woman, and no doubt would come up with a very…. inventive death for him. 
Not that he could blame her, though. It was their anniversary and work had kept him late.

Of course late was a slight understatement; late was when you were thirty minutes behind, not three hours.

It was well past eight o’clock when he slipped the key into the lock and turned the knob.  The entryway of their apartment was dark, and he could just barely make out the remains of what was supposed  to be a romantic dinner for two set out on the table, complete with burned out candles.

Rei was nowhere in sight, and that worried him.

Shutting the door gently, he flipped the lock and tossed his keys on the table to his left. Turning around again he found himself shoved up against the door by his half naked girlfriend.

“Rei, I’m sorry. I tried to leave, but the bo-” she cut him off by smothering her delicate hand over his mouth.

“Just shut up Jamie, okay?” She nodded slowly until he mimicked her movement, then withdrew her hand. His eyes darted down from her face and he found that his earlier assessment was a little off; it wasn’t half naked girlfriend, but completely naked girlfriend.

Rei stood before him, dark hair flowing about her face and curling slightly at the ends, wearing a pair of thigh high garters, red pumps, and nothing else. She smirked to herself as he swallowed slowly, Adam’s apple bobbing. Ignoring him when he opened his mouth to speak, she pressed her body against his and grazed his neck with her lips.

A heartbeat.

Then his hands were on her body, hot and needy. “Ah, ah,” she whispered while pinning his hands behind his back. “Tonight we go slow.” Jamie nodded slowly, lips parted, eyes wide.

Rei smiled, biting her lower lip, and batting amethyst eyes lined in smoky black. Slithering around with hips swaying, Rei leaned into Jamie her hands grazing his thighs as she arched against him.

The only sound in the room was the slight rustle of cloth and his ragged breath as she writhed against him. Dancing and twisting to music only in her head. Jamie could feel a tightness in his chest as his heart raced, and a heat pooling lower down. She pulsed and pushed against him, trailing her hands up and down her body, causally slapping his away.
Thin fingers tangled in raven locks, one hand dipping down to caress her inner thigh, before traveling up again to disappear in dark curls.

Her moans filled the room as he stood stock-still, completely mesmerized. Her free hand found his and squeezed tight as she found release. Turning around again to face him, her cheeks were flushed and eyes glazed, his own eyes darted down to her full lips and he craned his neck forward to capture her lips in a wild and passionate kiss.

After a moment, and before the kiss got too carried around, Rei pulled back and smiled in a most unnerving way. Placing her hands on his chest she twisted her hips back and forth, swiveling down, fingers working the buttons on his shirt, until she was crouched before.

All sensible thought flew out of his mind the second her hands found the zipper of his pants. Her lips were warm and soft, and he dug his fingers into her hair as his head lulled back, trying to remember how to breathe. When she finally came up for air, she rose up in one graceful movement and kissed him again; tasting salty and sweet.

The kiss grew more heated as Rei hooked one leg around Jamie’s, pulling herself closer by grabbing the lapel of his jacket. Biting her lip, he buried his fingers in her hair while his hand snaked down her back, causing goosebumps to rise on her skin. At the small of her back he flexed his fingers before digging them into the soft flesh of her round backside, pulling her flush against him.

Moaning softly at the contact, Rei pried her lips from his and nipped at his chin, jaw and earlobe. Jamie had had quite enough at this point, spinning her around he pinned her against the side table. Rei placed her hands firmly on the surface, and glanced over her shoulder at him; wiggling her ass in blatant challenge.

Smirking at her, he ran his hand down her spine before leaning over her and nipping at her ear. He trust into her with enough force to send his keys, and the other various items on the table, flying. Then they moving together in  a slow, lazy rhythm.

As the heat built between them Rei threw her head back, arching her spine. Jamie’s hand slid across her stomach and up to cup her breast, his other hand curling  gently around her throat, as he sucked on her ear. Her pants of pleasure turned into moans of  pure ecstasy; finally she dug her fingers into his arm as she screamed out her release. She shuddered around him and with a final thrust he joined her, heart racing and ears pounding.

Later as they lay entwined together in bed, Jamie laced his fingers with hers and asked the question that had bothered him since he first walked into the apartment.

“You’re not mad?”

Rei rolled onto her stomach, pursing herself upon her elbows, and giggled. “I was, at first.”

“I really did try to leave work..”

“I know, of course I know, but I was still mad. Until I found this.” She reached over to the nightstand and picked a small black box. Jamie felt his heart sink to somewhere near his feet. “Were you going to ask tonight?”

“Yeah,” he muttered miserably, scrubbing at his face.

“It’s pretty.” Her voice was flippant as she cracked open the box. “It needs to be resized though.”

One bright blue eye appeared from between thick fingers. “What?”

“It’s too big.” She held up her left hand, where the ring sat crookedly on her  ring finger. “See.”

There was a moment of silence before Jamie let out a whoop of excitement and lunged toward Rei, knocking her onto her back he rained kisses down her face.

He stopped suddenly and looked at her, a most serious look on his normally sanguine face. “I love you.”

She beamed up at him, hands cupping his face. “I love you, too.”

Comments

[cbrandtwright.livejournal.com]

MOAR smuff!!! Seriously, points for the song and images and general levels of hotness... I'm glad today is my unbirthday!!!!

[satine86.livejournal.com]

Heee! I wasn't sure about this one. I get nervous writing R/J because they're my favorite and I feel like I'm going to screw them up AND writing smut makes me nervous too. HAHAHA

I LoOOoooOOooOve Crystalised and every time I hear it I think of R/J.

[charliechaplin2.livejournal.com]

GYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU! Hawt smuff that was... Wow. :D

[dhoney.livejournal.com]

Very nice. ^^ Love how Rei's in a submissive position, but still challenging him.

And awww, for the sweet ending. There you go Jaime - just make sure you a rock handy for the next time you potentially make her mad. ;)

[senshifan.livejournal.com]

I love Rei. Meet him at the door wearing heels, garters, and nothing else. And the poor guy thought he was going to be a rotisserie chicken, but he got good head, got laid, and engaged that night instead.

Ahhh, I love the way you write!!!! *goes off to find even more*