This song takes on a REALLY special meaning in our fandom...

The rings of saturn are so sexy

and jupiter's got that red spot

pluto and eres are just dwarves

but they get me twice as hot

oh planet porn

the solar system really turns me on

i'm floating through your galaxy

your milky ways are all over me

i'll spread my legs for venus

and i'd like to live on mars

i'll take neptune or uranus

or any of the countless stars

oh planet porn

the solar system really turns me on

i'm floating through your galaxy

your milky ways are all over me

and mercury's the hottest

being closest to the sun

and if that gets you off

you know you're not the only one

oh planet porn

the solar system really turns me on

i'm floating through your galaxy

your milky ways are uh uh uh

oh planet porn

the solar system really turns me on

i'm floating through your galaxy

your milky ways are all oh oh oh oh

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You're welcome.