Advice column meme ganked from Lytton and V

[antivanruffles]

Ask any character I've written for advice, and he or she will provide it, advice columnist style. Fictional characters' problems are welcome too.

(And for real go to their LJ's and read their responses, I am dying!!)

Comments

[venusorbit1.livejournal.com]

Dear Four-year-old Lachlan:

I bit into what I thought was a chocolate-chip cookie, and it turns out the chocolate chips were actually RAISINS. I feel this may have affected me negatively for life, and now I think all cookies are harboring this terrible secret. How can I move on?

Signed,
Wants to enjoy a cookie again

[satine86.livejournal.com]

Hi Cookie!!!

EAT MORE COOKIES! They make everything better. But touch the black things first to see if they squish... if they do they're a raisin.

LOVE LACHLAN!